<(dead men tell no tales)>

(Source: voquest)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(Source: horrorfixxx)

chaotic-kitty:

surrealism here

chaotic-kitty:

surrealism here

(Source: weheartit.com)

thedapperproject:

Simpsons
runninginheels90:
"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)